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May 9, 2005
yardsaling,phantom water pallets, and money woes
Mood:
 mischievious
Now Playing: slipknot-sic
ok i have a new love of yard sales there funny and productive in the time i last wrote i got a fuzzy barcardi hat ,a slipknot cd,a seat massager,walkie talkies,a fair toy mallet(like the one you can so easly win at the fair...not)a dart board and a blender,that costed a grand total of 5.75 andf it's not all junk...it all works..the knot cd is tearing up my cd player the massager is relaxing me in ways unimangined,so a long week ahead for me seeing as i'm in the red broke due to all those speeding tickets,and an added expense next check i think one of the belts in my car going out i hear a sqealing when i'm coasting(not exceleratin or braking)so thats another set back of saving money for wrestlemania 22,my only hope is that there is a cap on ticket prices thus effecting all ticket prices...so i may still make it nose bleed stle but hell at least i can say i;ve made mania, getting harder to balance,work,working out,wrestling training,a personal life and trying to save for mania .works going as paranoid as usual with managers pointing out pallets that do not exist swear it's like working around the c.i.a one day terror alert blue the next all the way to freaking red,if i could find a job easy and pays as much i'd sign up in an instant,the thing that really pissed me off is when i told him we didn't have the item in question called me a liar and walked mumbleing i'm getting to him,first of all if your gonna insult me say it to my face and second just cause i can't control whats in the backroom doesn't automacticly mean blame me ijust stock the shit,i'm looking to get transfered to west end store telisa an old worker from our store who completed managment training is manager over there plus i know afew more people over in that store like my old friend dan and everyones favorate russian boris works 2nd shift so i can hit him up for advise on training speaking of which, i found gear i wanted on highspots but due to being broke it's gotta wait a while til the cars fixed and i have something towards my wrestlemania fund,next week i'm gonna see if my cousin shelly will help me post my baseball stuff on ebay for cash,hopefully that will be a money raker well i'm gonna hit the sack cause my body clocks off again for some odd reason hopefully i can sleep and wake up in time to get some quick gym time in
c-ya in the ring
maskman
Posted by scwmaskman
at 11:33 AM CDT
May 3, 2005
hard knocks,cheap managers and the story of the victory lap kid
Mood:
 smelly
Now Playing: rob zombie-reload
been awhile well time to dish how the second day of traingwent and for that matter the rest of my weekend..funnist thing had to be with a sore ankle/foot i can bump better well after first day of training after the show we went to the village in next to my house which was so odd yet cool cause i didn't feel like driving far i mostly sat alone til boris and steven youngblood gave me some company which i thank them cause pobanz talks wayy too much(kidding) saturday was quiet cause yvonne lost her so during the meeting i had to literally telepromt the board sunday i woke up early due to the fact i fell asleep on the couch so i desided to view the pay per view,fist tried a rumor or a bar across goveners(restuarnt) but that was a dead end so broke down and went to hooters i had a hooter burger fries cheese sticks and about 8 mountain dewslater on alot of my friends from scw started showing up first gixx then the evil then nick,noch and reagal,when i saw reagal i thought"hey reagals loaned me his phone so much last month why not repay him by picking up his tabso i asked the waiter to tell reagal his tab was covered..well up to a point when i found out I DIDN'T HAVE MY FRIGGING CARD ON ME,this was bad cause i dug myself deeper by picking up reagals tab so i had to bum over and ask for the phone..seeing as i slept in my clothes on the couch i assumed the card just fell out so i had mom check she didn't find anything and she checked my room
45 minutes later she bring me 58 bucks and a pissed off scowl i took a break missed 1 match and cam back and resume drinking,main event this kid who if i didn't know better was high cheered all night and was bonkers for triple h when he low blowed a ref i dunno what possed me but i said "victory lap!" and yes folks he ran around hooters and took a victory lap this kid was so nuts or brilliant cause i never saw him pay tryed to stop the ref on thet.v. from counting by slapping the big screen and was booted out....before i go lemme say this....no manager is so scary that you need to freak out over...eric
c-ya in the ring
maskman
Posted by scwmaskman
at 12:17 PM CDT
April 29, 2005
goodbye old friends
Mood:
 blue
Now Playing: kid rock:lonely road of faith
death is a cruel mistress in the last 2 weeks i lost my uncle steve and just today a good friend of mine chris candido diedto say i'm having one of those weeks is a grand understatement steves furneral was on wensday and it was a huge turnout family i never met before and some i wasn't expecting..case in point,my sister brainanne, yes ladies and gentleman i have a sister,i dated one of her friends a long time ago and we hadn't spoken that much and to see her and my dad getting along was wayyyyy to surreal,i had to say theres a brightside of death but there maybe cause i found lissa again origanially i had lost contact with her but she says shes came in the store a few times but you know me blog with as many forms of add i've been diagnoised as she could flashed me and stuck her head between her boobs and i still woulda missed her,i dunnowhat i did last time to make her goaway but hopefully i won't do it again cause i love lissa and i wanna be with heri had a training session with johnny wisdom shug and mike andrews last night and johnny was right i do feel like death brought me in a suitcase mainly,but they kept at it til it looked like i was getting it right and i thank them,kinda makes me wish i had some spare cash so i could treat them somewhere for dinner, but with speeding tickets i gotta watch myself)i feel it in my left ankle were i assume i twisted it so i go back to training today with tank,in which i thankhim sasha and matt for inviting me out to thristy beaver with them last night and for the beer (even though i'm not a beer drinker) no offense tanks a stone cold steve austin while i'm a simon dean when it comes to drinking beer so time to get dressed and head out to donahue ,with a pit stop at the bank and mcdonalds cause i'm THAT hungry i'd even eat mcdonalds
c-ya in the ring
maskman
Posted by scwmaskman
at 12:01 PM CDT
April 26, 2005
i'm back..the ups and downs of april
Mood:
 chatty
Now Playing: kid rock: american badass
i'm back ...man virus's sucki had at least 12 different that infected everything! but 64 dollars 1 month later i'm back on-line with tons of stories to tell well training is going well hitting the gym as much as i can cept for that one week when i messed up my left shoulder but thats about 99% better still can't sleep on it but eventually i'll gain all my stength back in it but other than that camps are going great i just got off a great camp with steve cornio in which i had a short..but efective tag match with krocth(k-buff) and mickie knuckles i'm starting to find my character more and more might not be able to fly in scw since it could be called a copy of the synners and gixx i wanna be a mega rock, goth, skulls,rob zombie music,metal all that, camps are going so well i'm ready to make the investment of some pro wrestling gear i already contact E.Z. money (steve cornio and arik cannon refered me to him) and found some excellient pleather pants and hopefully a top can can be made of them (think of what arik cannon wear,thats the style of gear i want) on page 2 that look hella wicked i'm not getting them embroadered seeing as i may not keep the maskman name if the bookers or commite can find a new name that fits my new persona i'll go along with it cause no offense maskman is an ok name but not something i wanna keep forever.raw and smackdown rocked but was a bit of a shocker alot of my indy friends like brad bradley, colt cabana and eric preist were suppose to be doing raw and smackdown dark matches...no one did except for c.m. punk in which he had to job to simon dean and maven ,i was in chicago the wensday after and had an ok time at shaumburg...dunno why it wasn't great...guess i shop it too much so i took mom to ikea which is a swedish home and futniture megastore i didn't much care for it but mom was in heaven so it was desided show or no show we're going back in sept to chicago for the sheer excuse of x-mas shopping,if ya haven't heard my uncle steve is dead it was in the newpapers due to the fact cause it was an OD,but a suspecious death as well so literally i have cops asking me questions on whether i knew he did drug,how'd steve get drugs,do i ever do dugs, the stress was so much i desided to take last night off because i swear to god after being barateted by the police to 4 in the afternoon eric and yvnoone would pull the last straw with there constant baggarering may call off again cause i'm still not in the mood for it especially since that go psycho nuts whenever a bigger manager comes in well not cut everyone off but since i got my computer back i got all the time in the world to chat so i'll end it here and type more tommorow
c-ya in the ring
maskman
Posted by scwmaskman
at 12:01 PM CDT
March 26, 2005
i skipped a day ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mood:
 lazy
Now Playing: linkin park-in the end
whew i feel a lil worn out
yup i finally joined a permanet gym i finally found ultimate fitness and desided to join, iwas origanally leaning toward pat millitech gym but ultime had more for a lower cost ,about 40 bucks, i went there for about 4 hours today and 2 and a half today might do more if i get some more energy.
the trouble is my weights flaxuating origanlly i started in at 228 then after the first day i weighted at 225 and 1/2 then as i was leaving today for a rest break i was at 229 odd.
but in the good new dept. the ball on this new tag team situation is really really rolling sam's been talking to degenerate and he wants to be out manager,with the idea of being a rip off of the masterpiece conspericy if thats the case, i think i gotta phone call to make to someone whos looking for a way back into scw that'll give mr.elite a run for his money but not until i talk to sam and degenerate about it first so that eave me with think of tag team names so far i thought of 5
1)sugar and spice
2) S&M (SASHA&MASKMAN)
3)the worlds greatest intergender tag team(kinda a spin of wgtt fromm wwe)
4)misfits(that name was inspired by rocko seeing as we're kinda odd and rocko was being closed minded about it)
5)M-1(a combo of the 1 and only and maskman)
and finally training gonna be starting to get kicked up as sam talked to tank roberts and he gonna train both of us(holy snikeys) the scw world champion is training us which will work for me as i wanna do alot of power moves(a.k.a.suplexs and i wanna learn to do an F-5)even in the works of a combo move i wanna work on(a combo of a inverted atomic drop and a roaring elbow so that means we got training thursday and friday so that means sin city is gonna have to be on saturday.speaking of saturday my 2 days off are about over so that means i'll be heading back to work hopefully they'll have the backroom cleaned up(doubt it) so hopefully it'll be 1 truck maybe 1100 pieces worth. well thats about it i'll probly not post tommorow as it doesn't look like i'll get a nap in today so in lamemens terms i'll be up 24 hours
well c-ya in the ring til then
Posted by scwmaskman
at 2:26 PM CST
March 24, 2005
ammended
this isn't a real post this is an ammeded post i goofed up and thought certain things with mth my friends mark storm and sam, well needless to say i'm embarrassed cause i've always heard differently but i'm glad i was able to rectify my mistake
so from the bottom of my heart i appolgize to sam and mark, and thank them for there time for reading my blog
Posted by scwmaskman
at 5:52 PM CST
a big thursday with special guest josh sobak and pat millitich
Mood:
 energetic
Now Playing: monster magnet-live for the moment
whew, i leave for 24 hours and i get tsumai'ed by diet cola, have a convo with josh sobak(of scw) get off work find out rocko got severed by my partner sam(BURN!!!!) look for gyms have a convo with pat milltech(ok i'm defently spelling his name wrong but for those who don't know who pat is, pat is a UFC fighter from bettendorf who has his own gym)and i'm not done yet
well to detail the day it starts with me waking up feeling like a train wreck at 9:10 at night got dressed in my new albert pujouls shirt get to work and wouldn't you know it nate comes to work with a alex ramariz(defently know i miss that one but i don't care) shirt similar to mine,OMFG!.i feel like i'm in the movie misery except my stalker is like my #1 heel fan (thats when a heel has a fan and the fan well go above and beyound the call of annoyence) good thing nate doesn't know where i live he have come after my ass with a block of wood and a sledge hammer(i'm kidding folks nates a lil odd but not in the hanibal lector kinda odd) well anyway futher onto to work on 3 trucks!!! someone calls my name and it's everyone favorite scw rookie josh sobak,getting some beer and asking if i was making next show(which is april first at dons publongest steak of dead dear (20 deers in a row)well after lunch i went looking for gyms more to the point i was looking for ultimate fitness with now such luck and i went all over bettendorf, but i did find patt milletichs gym which has my vote of being my new gym and golds gym (in which i met the tour guide from perkyland)i swear if that tour guide had any more of a fake smile she'd make an eposoide of nip/tuck cause that thing has to be unreal,after that i went to border bookstore and picked up the"somewhat"famous magazine of wwe's christy hemme poseing in playboy,she's not all that bad but i've seen better looking naked divas (torrie,gail kim) so here we are back here,my mom rented the incredables and after that i'm going to bed and sleep on my desion for a gym
see ya in the ring
maskman
Posted by scwmaskman
at 3:12 PM CST
Updated: March 28, 2005 7:27 AM CST
March 23, 2005
the incredible mr. nate &my new tag partner the one and only
Mood:
 caffeinated
Now Playing: drowning pool-rise up
you know i figured i woulda stoped on day 3 cause i'm not a rotine kinda guy, but here we are about the same time too..odd..oh well another long night of work with me trying to find room in the backroom when there IS NO ROOM,kinda makes me wonder what they need all those people on 1st and 2nd shift for,i know it's not for cashiers cause i was just there buying the no way out 2005 DVD and a albert(not robert) pujouls cardnals shirt which i'll be more in likely wearing tonight to stick it to all the cubs and nate,yes folks nate makes a another appearance on my blog, as he may have crossed the line the man is a glorified insult machine who CANNOT BE BESTED....EVER! i swear it was like a blitzkrig of insults from my leg injury excuse i had to use cause SCW never did approve of me and nathans inronside shoot fight to lunch of hy-vee pizza leftovers my mom had and i ate cause it was there,i swear next thing ya know the boy gonna be chaseing after my ass in the store with one of those calore counting watches to see how many calores i burn off by walking,if that happens i'm getting that transfer to west end store(help me hanson!) but the one thing that really ticked me off is that he said he's gonna go on scw and challanage me to a wrestling match, first off i know i'm not in the best shape of my life and no you probly won't be seeing my ugly face on the cover of mens fitness magazine, but yes i do work out as much as i can yesterday alone i did over 200 crutches(and i could really feel it) and 65 squats(ok not super impressive but i'm not much of a squater) literally i feel nates playing for keeps with these insults especially crossing over to my personal life with scw,in which i take super seriously, cause literally i had the business beaten into me,and to go on and say without any training whatsoever(except army boot camp training,which he will not shut up about)half of me hopes he can get it done cause i would seriously love to beat the business into him like it's been done to me,but the other half doesn't think i should give him the time of day and would rather wrestle that 7-year old who kick me in the nuts during training at last show,least he'd respect the business. unpleantrys aside(until i have to go back to work and hear how bad the wrath of nate bird is gonna be) lets get onto an happier topic my (clear throat)new tag partner sam the one and only,now i bet youre asking how the heck did i score a tag partner when i've never had a match(well except that short one with mickie knuckles before chris daniels camp) well heres the story in a long nutshell,it start back at training/ring assembly when i expressed interest of tagging up with my buddy and fellow mask-person(since he now owns a spidey wrestling mask)boris, johnny wisdom quickly intervened and said he wanted boris, so accepting the fact ,sam call over from the bar in joking fashion at first saying she'd be my partner, i added "sweet we could be the new new styck it in xpress(an rcw tag comprised of eric marx and eryn)a few days later sam comes clean saying that after she sheds a few pounds and gets a few camps under her belt she seriously does wanna wrestle,"i wanna be an SCW diva" were the exact words i believe so earlier today after sam saved my butt on-line from those cruel people who diss maskman(literally 95% of the world) rocko(who does the entrance music and sets up as well) acused sam of having a crush on me, well every worker (except albert armageddon,lol) knows sam is dating mark storm not wanting this to reflect badly i made an excuse/proposeal saying we're not an item we're tag partners,so in lamemens terms if sam needs some help in wrestling i'd help out as much as i knew and if she needed a partner, she always had one under a mask,basically i said we're partners to
A) imspire sam to get working on becoming a wrestler
B)watch buff-e-nuff tremble at the thought that the tag team of maskman and sam were coming after there belts(ok this isn't a real reason just horseing around with promos)
well here's hoping for a SLOW NIGHT
perhaps 1 truck with 700 pieces leaving me with 1 very small tiny pallet so i can clean out that back room and get that extra junk off the floor so i don't get yelled at
btw tommorrows SACHOS DAY ...WOOOOOOOOOO enchalatas,dew and deer hunting, nothing spells out relaxsation that a hot steaming plate of enchalatas watching b-ball on the big screen and chatting with your buds while shooting deer on the deer hunter game
well c-ya tommorow or in the ring which ever comes first
oh and nate i got 2 words for ya....................go cardnals!!!!!
Posted by scwmaskman
at 2:19 PM CST
Updated: March 28, 2005 7:38 AM CST
March 22, 2005
please buy my pop
Mood:
 not sure
Now Playing: whatevers on 97 rock
well it's day 2 and shockingly i have people reading this weblog so i better keep pumping out the stories and opinions and life stuff to appease my stalkers at wal-mart,yup my co-workers at wal-mart have some kinda gossip group aura going on (yaye i have a fanclub) if ya hadn't guessed by now i work for sam waltons world of cheapness and misery a.k.a. wal-mart so i guess i better introduce the crew to the world first off randy the leader a fellow wrestling buff who is always looking for the legands,next mike who is a fun loving guy who may have sex on the brain a lil too often,andy who i'm getting a norman bates kinda vibe off from, nathan who if you take forest gumps looks, jeff foxworthys comedy,and steve austins drinking habits you get nathan in a almost errie nutshell, there are others who i'll metion in other days,anyways bet your wondering about the title of today blog simply put the store ordered me WAYYYYYYY too much pop even for a bulk up(getting ready for a display) sake 150 cases worth to be exact
while all the time i have to drop grorcery fright and hear the peanut gallerys comment(most of the people i metioned today) like anti-cardnals remarks of how i messed up albert pujouls name one night half asleep(nathan) or being from minnesota(or as they call it southern canada) but i'm use to it people make fun of me all the time it's not like i can snap one day and rip everyones head off for dissing me non-stop for better or for worse (or til i get my car fully paid off i have to work with these crazys and put up with there shit,thank god for wrestling next month where i'll be going to raw and smackdown in a 3 day hiatus, my only concern is money ,will i have enough for gas and shopping gas is 2.03 here i can only imangine how much it is in chicago luckly it's a small bill week before the show so i hope to have 250 bucks of extra cash by then right now i'm currently looking arund for gyms to work out in my homegrown method is fine but somedays i need serious workouts with real weights and stuff but not too expensive cause i need to save for tickets to wrestlemania 22(which i wish they'd drop a ticket date for so i can guess how much i can save and aim for) but i'm heading on out to find ultimate fitness and work out
c-ya in the ring
maskman
Posted by scwmaskman
at 8:25 AM CST
March 21, 2005
first day of the rest of my on-line life
Mood:
chatty
Now Playing: the exies-ugly
well maskman fans i finally broke down and made a live jounrnal (bet sierens danceing with glee)where to begin well my real name would be a good start you can either call me maskman or casey i'm called maskman cause i have a habit of bring lucha libre mask to every wrestling events (sometimes during training camps as well) and to be honest i lost count how many mask i own, the training camps i speak of are wrestling training camps,which a special guest (usually the main eventer on the card of which ever wrestling fed i go to) and shows us the basics and some great insite on the sport currently i have had camps with "fallen angel" christoper daniels,"classic" colt cabana, and local wrestling icon nick "the product" stonewall who works for a great fed i work for(volenteer more likely) called SCW which stands for scott county wrestling we have monthly shows out in donahue, iowa in a lil bar called don's pub(cheap plug) it is in my hopes i can be good enough to have some matches with scw and possibly other local indy feds like nwa:no limits,rcw and most importantly scw. i'm not looking to be a super mega star,just maybe someone thinks of when they want a good wrestling match(no wwe for me,screw you vince!) there's so much to chat about, well the last couple fridays have been hectic kinda glad i'm in a slow week(i.e. no shows, no ring assemblys ,etc) lets start off with febuary 28 the winter of discontent show this show surprisely was not at don pub like usual we rented out the local armory and had a show there so that ment steve(a wrestlers in scw and kinda creepy if ya meet him in the ring) had to rent a ryder truck and we had to haul the ringfrom donahue to davenport,with only volenteers,if memory serves,i believe issac,johnny wisdom(if that is his real name)marcus,tim regal,sam,keith,degenerate,borderline,tank and myself were there to load the truck up, now i never moved a ring into a truck before so it was an experience so anyways someone got cocky and challenaged me to a race to see who'd get to the armory first,bad idea,i'm hyper competive(literally i'll kill myself and anything in my way to win)so i pull out too fast and nearly hit marcus(sorry again dude) and bolt to davenport as fast as my 98 grad am would bolt
i got got to the area first but in the home strech missed the amory by one block(d'oh so so we get to the amory and during set up issac loses his grip on one ot the edges of the ring and drops what i'll say 1000 pounds of industreal grade steal on his foot(yeouch) instantly we flocked over to check on him and he asked to go to the hospitial cause his foot looked messed up(i know borderline took a picture if i get computer savey enough i'll see if issac will lemme post it )so i volenteered with the thought of if someone needs to miss the show it can't be one of the performers so here i am throwing everything on my passanger side seat(cause my car was loaded) to the back and bolting to the front to pick issac up ,now i never have drove anybody to the hospital so this was another learning experience i was pretty freaked trying to keep a level head but most importantly getting issac to the hospitial fast but not so fast i give him whiplash or hitting major bumps and damaging his foot even more to my surprise borderline tagged alongso here's borderline and tank trying to get stuff outta my backseat so borderline can fitand making room for the 330 pound issac who has to ride front with me we got to the hospital but i miss the emergency exit twice when we got there borderline got out to get issac a wheel chair 7 mins later we lose bordeline and me and issac try to use me as a human crutch on issacs thris step borderline came back and wheeled issas in while i had the fun task of finding a parking spot the only spot i could find is in a church across the steet in which a crazy driver backed into me,scrtach the front of my car and bolted before i could get any info 2 hours later issac got in to see the doctor and i took borderline back to the armory to update the bookers and drop an idea we had came up with in the e.r. i came back and issac just came outta x-ray and believe this NO BROKEN BONES his foot looked like a loaf of bread and the doctor is telling me it isn't broken she gave issac a walking brace and crutches and back to the armory we zoomed later in the show issac(in char)came out to do his work WITH NO BRACE OR CRUTCHS my jaw droped seeing him a few hours agot his foot looked like a loaf of bread and yet he shoves his boot on and works,to end this storybook night after the show we all went to daisy dooks an adult club
the laughs and chuckles keep going as the next week rolled by with me doing my crazy thing and going to another adult club to see brigette the midget,now if the viewers don't know who she is do a websearch,go on i dare ya,two words MIDGET PORNSTAR,it wasn't that great however,but i can honestly say i've been kissed by a midget pornstar and all it costed me was 9 bucks
the next week march 11th was another scw show back at dons,this show was a royal rumble style match with special guest colt cabana who had a camp ealier in the day,i'll go on record and say that was the best camp i ever dis,no puking,no getting blown up(winded)and i hit most of my moves right off the bat which shocked meseeing as the nightbefore i set the ring up and had practice with the wrestlersand they beat the snot outta me...literally 2 ring crew guy held my arms in the corner as johnny wisdom,suga shane,jerkal,boris,jeremy,nevin knoxville, borderline(who tried out his diamonddust move out on me) and a 7 year old who all literally kicked my balls in anyways back to the story ,i competed in the camp to try and prove myself worthy of a rumble spot but unfortualy was denied by someone more experienced but i don't feel bad as he got a worse beatdown than me by johnny wisdom(yes folks he appears in alot of my storys)danny mccay, and the 400 plus pound "mississippi madman" don johnson so literally,someday i'll be a wrestler,someday just gotta keep hitting those hated squats(i hate squats soo fricking much)
well i think thats enough for 1 day literally i gave you all 1 months worth of entertainment...enjoy
see ya in the ring
maskman
Posted by scwmaskman
at 2:02 PM CST
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